Secret Lair - Chaos Vault - Cats Are Better Than Dogs

This event is all about Cats vs Dogs—because we just can’t agree on which pet should inspire an entire Superdrop next year. That’s why we’re asking you to decide for us.

So if this drop sells better than the dogs drop, 2026 WILL BE THE YEAR WE MAKE AN ALL CATS SUPERDROP!!!

Every drop will be cats! It will look elegant and dangerous. It will sound like a thunderstorm of purring. And it will release in about a year or so (cats don’t take direction well).


If you’re still on the fence, some of our pro-feline employees had this to say about cats:

• Research suggests cats know what you’re saying but just don’t care. That’s cool.
• Knock stuff off your desk so you don’t have to.
• Pspspspspspspsps.
• Won’t do tricks. Not for anybody.
• Instinct for making biscuits.
• Hate lasers. Must destroy lasers.
• Self-cleaning like a dishwasher.
• Zoomies mean you don’t have to set your alarm for 3:00 AM.

Art by Joy Ang, Ashley Mackenzie, Andrea Sipl, Trashkittyart and Erica Williams

All cards are English only.